Most of our memories involving substitute teachers are probably not so charitable. Sure, we may have had one or two of them who were okay, but most of the memories I have are of my classmates harassing and tricking the teacher. I remember one incident in which our class even made a student teacher cry.

Even though I was normally your basic goody two-shoes, I was normally not exempt from punishment, as we’d be warned before a teacher’s absence that if the class did not behave, everyone would suffer—which, by the way, seems pretty damn fascist to me.

Anyhow, once we’re grown we know how juvenile it is. Having been a student teacher, I know how rough it can be, too, though most of “my kids” were pretty well-behaved. During Substitute Teacher Appreciation Week, we can use those memories to offer up a bit of compassion, such as…

• Teaching our children to respect substitute teachers. Let them know that they’re people, too, and that they should extend the same courtesy and respect that you expect with their regular teacher.
• Offering to be a teacher aide. If you know there’s going to be a sub and you normally volunteer in the class once in a while, see if you can come in for the day and help out. The kids will probably be better behaved for you, since they know you—and there’s always power in numbers. If nothing else, you can also always write, call, or visit and ask if he or she could use a hand with anything. Chance are the answer will be yes!
• Sending in a small gift or thank-you note. This would be great for a long-term substitute who is filling in for a teacher who may be out for a pregnancy, illness, surgery or reason. Maybe you could offer a gift certificate for lunch at a local restaurant, or simply a card acknowledging that he or she is doing a great job (if they are; don’t lie if they are not!). Include any highlights that your child has mentioned, and have him or her create a card, too, if old enough. Books on “survival” for substitute teachers will also be appreciated.
• Offering to sub. If you’re available, want some extra cash and have the necessary credits, let your child’s school know that you are interested in subbing. You could probably handle an unruly bunch, right?

Any other ideas for honoring subs? Share them here.